in my day, we used livejournal. (aka, i'm an old.)
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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb
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one of my favorite things is telling people who are complaining about the google ai results on their searches that they can just append “-ai” to the end of their search to make it go away
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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
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oh we definitely are đ„°
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The past will come back to hunt you.
Yellowjackets season 3 premieres February 14, 2025(via knowlesian)
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I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went “okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now” and put on the dubbed version of Howl’s Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking
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Oh come on lady, you canât deny a man his gaycation
You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed
Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical
Someone on reddit
already suggested a
sapphibbatical
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
how could you leave out the best partâthe aquarium bit
âbecome a fishâ (gay)
men will jump through an entire circusâ worth of hoops rather than admitting theyâre bi
The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, âNo, honey! Of course I wouldnât be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesnât count!â
Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!
I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SILâŠbut âsurrender to the gaycationâ made me laugh way more than I should have.
this is an insane story
âSome men never returnâ
Helpppppp đ
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IMOGEN POWER WORD STUN SUCCESS
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there are two wolves inside me: one that wants ludinus to Just Shut Up, and one that wants bell’s hells to keep roasting him
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